No, that's what I was suppose to do. I went to the grocery store to buy Halloween candy, check, put it in the cart, check. Proceeded onto the check-out lane, check, unloaded my cart filled with chocolate, check, made idle chit-chat with the sales clerk, check, paid for my candy, check, and walked towards the bagging station - this is where it must have happened! But I really don't remember, In Oklahoma, not Arizona, what does it matter (I just can't stop myself), what does it matter? I walk out the door.
I stop at another grocery store, and of course, a stop for my daily coffee run. Fully charged, I proceed home to unload my groceries....only to find, the candy is missing! (I love candy, but I swear I did not eat it on the trip home.) I run back out to my car in hopes that I had just forgotten to grab it out of the back seat, nope, it is no where to be found. I wait patiently, as if it will magically appear (the longer you stare the better the chance it will show up don't-cha know,) it is Halloween after all, and I do believe in magic. Still no candy.
With the "Trick or Treaters" soon to be ghoulishly making their way to our haunted home, I am left with only one option - go back to the grocery store - without being too witchy about it, and ghastly admit my ghostly mistake to the store clerk. To which she said: "I love your blonde-bimbo costume, it suits you well." (Who says, Blondes have more fun?)
These blonde moments don't come "naturally", I pay dearly for them. Either I need a raise, or I am going back to my natural hair color of: yuk. Luckily, I was able to navigate my way home and hand out the candy. Oh, what a night!
Dish - Check out the costumes in Hollyweird. Aren't clowns suppose to clown around?
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/one_night_in_hollyweird_2#29390
Embellish - Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead-that's where your future lies.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEBBIE!
2 comments:
Oh my gosh!!! Lol that is tooo funny!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
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