Top 10 reasons you know you've gained too much weight if....

Food - I am taking the day off of writing about food, I think we have all had quite enough for one year! We will resume our normal writings tomorrow.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dish - Top 10 reasons you know you've gained too much weight ~

10. You've gained so much weight...that even your underwear are too tight.

9. You have so much "junk in your trunk" that the lid won't shut.

8. When you put your watch on, the BIG hand just keeps spinning round and round.

7. Your significant other has started introducing you as Norbit (man) or Shallow Hal (gal.)

6. The only presents you got this year for Christmas were jogging suits.


5. Weight Watchers is calling - they want you to be their new spokesperson.


4. Your TV is yelling for you to turn it off and go exercise.


3. Richard Simmons is knocking on your front door - and - you are now the proud owner of a pair of those funky shorts he wears.


2. The grocery store has started carding you.


1. It's January 1st!

Embellish - Today is the beginning of a new year, make it a good one!